Randy Moss

Favorite
pickup line,flirting,lichen,similar sounding,botanist,liking
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I've always been quite frond of these plant-related puns. - Matty Malaprop

(P.S. I have no idea why OP chose to call this post Randy Moss but whatever)

Animal Pickup Lines

Favorite
activities,animals,breeds,flirting,Hall of Fame,homophones,pickup lines
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Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop

The types you meet at the pub

Favorite
alcohol,bar,beer,booze,chaser,chubby,classless,flirting,glassware,innuendo,jug,pints,portions,snifter,tacky
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A Very AproPoe Remark

Favorite
asking out,boyfriend,Death,dying,everyday blues,figure of speech,flirting,funeral,inappropriate,literalism
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Me Roosta

Favorite
club,flirting,lol,me gusta,meme,pickup line,rage comic,raising,rhyme,rooster
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"Lunch is on me"

Favorite
clothes,date,dessert,flirting,food,girls,gratis,literalism,lunch,take out,treat,weird
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Columbus's Pickup Lines

Favorite
1492,christopher columbus,cyanide and happiness,FAIL,flirting,pickup lines
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