Picard is Sexier Than Christian, Anyway

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Picard is Sexier Than Christian, Anyway
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I would say that, with regards to Picard-based erotica, someone needs to make it so... but then I remembered this is the Internet, and that already exists in spades... - Matty Malaprop

Fifty Shades Of...

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Fifty Shades Of...
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I couldn't have reviewed the book any better myself. - Matty Malaprop

You Can Find it in a Club Near You

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You Can Find it in a Club Near You
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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop