false-expectations

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Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

Get loopy at Señor Gif!

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

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Because you can't make good pancakes without breaking a few Neweggs. - Matty Malaprop

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I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop

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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

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