false expectations

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What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

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By Galpa (Via: Self-Employed Comics)
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I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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Because you can't make good pancakes without breaking a few Neweggs. - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: OMG That's Punny
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And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop