false expectations

Just Looking at This Image Hurts
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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

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Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

Get loopy at Señor Gif!

Via: OMG That's Punny
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And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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What, you were expecting a photo of a sick sound system? I ain't got that kind of money! - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop