Because you can't make good pancakes without breaking a few Neweggs. - Matty Malaprop
And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop
This is truly the work of a bergeoning punsmith. - Matty Malaprop
I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop
I've done this gag before, and I promise you I'll do it again. - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop
What, you were expecting a photo of a sick sound system? I ain't got that kind of money! - Matty Malaprop
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