Because you can't make good pancakes without breaking a few Neweggs. - Matty Malaprop
I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop
There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop
And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop
Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop
Get loopy at Señor Gif!
What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop
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