I Kinda Wish He Would Have Drowned

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I Kinda Wish He Would Have Drowned
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From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, emo kid.

Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.

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Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.
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Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Typo You Won't Scream About Today

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Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop

Just Doughn't Do Anything Drastic, Okay?

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Just Doughn't Do Anything Drastic, Okay?
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Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!