Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop
More emo schadenfreude over here!
Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop
From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop
Cheer up, emo kid.
Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop
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