Just Doughn't Do Anything Drastic, Okay?

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bread,emo,issues,loaf,loaving,self esteem,self-loathing,similar sounding,wtf
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Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!

Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.

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begging,bright eyes,confused,emo,emoticons,explanation,geek,Hall of Fame,idgi,math,mathematics,pr0n,pre-calculus,regret,request
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Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop

I Kinda Wish He Would Have Drowned

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emo,emo kid,finding nemo,literalism,Photo,posing,similar sounding
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From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, emo kid.

The Only Typo You Won't Scream About Today

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gif,starring,Staring,tumblr,typo,lolwut,literalism,emo View Fullscreen
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Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop

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