And eggs.

Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

I just had... breakfast? - Matty Malaprop

Poachers really are just the deviled in disguise. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

And quite frankly I find your protestations quite eggregious. - Matty Malaprop