Cage-Free Eggs

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Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

The Most Overeasy Man in the World

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Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

Congratulations! You Found an Easter Egg!

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O HAPPY DAY!!!!1

Congratulations! You found an Easter egg!

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EGGSACTLY MY POINT

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It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop