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Omelette You Finish, But...

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Editor's Note: This video contains foul language, fouler puns, and sexy drunk kitchen shenanigans. - Matty Malaprop

Where Astronouts Hang Out

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Marley Was Wasted, to Begin With

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It may not be the best way to read, but it's certainly the Hemingway to read! - Matty Malaprop

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Guy's Drunk Wife Tells a Punny Joke and He Animates the Result

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