A Tramp Stamp of Massive Scale

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You get it guys? Because dragons are scaly and massive, so the tramp stamp is on a massive scale... #ThisisthePartWhereCricketSoundsHappen - Matty Malaprop

He Feels Pretty and Witty and Geisha

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When it comes to Japanese theater, having a perfect costume is Kabuki. - Matty Malaprop

Why Does the Drag-On Have Sideburns?

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By MeGustaDragons
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No offense Mrs. Dragon, but when my partner grows sweeter mutton chops than I do, I tend to get a little turned off... - Matty Malaprop