It's got a Lorax, some Sneeches and a cat in a hat built right in! It's the perfect tool to take with you to all the places you'll go in life! - Matty Malaprop
You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop
Let's just hope this one isn't another thinly veiled statement about the perils of racism in modern day America. - Matty Malaprop
Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.
I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop
Because "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'" is on par with "The Lorax" in terms of intrigue and awesomeness. - Matty Malaprop
A Florida Woman (of Course) Spent $20,000 to Surgically Implant ...
4chan is at It Again With Their Trolling of iPhone Users
The Number of Times This Happens in a Relationship is Too ...
After Seeing This Footage of a Massive Python, You'll be ...
This Was Supposed to be a Romantic Proposal in a Paddle Boat. ...
This Pun Was Months in the Making
Some People Have a Fear of Flying. Then There's This Guy.
How Do You Deal With Tinder Creeps? Tell on Them to Their ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more