dr seuss

Horton
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Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

By Unknown
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

"Dr Seuss meets William Shakespeare"
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I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Bizarro Comics
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Those wee little Whos were probably just figments of his imagination, but Horton swears he won't get fooled again by them. - Matty Malaprop

Got Christmas problems I feel bad for you son...
By HeyJohnnyK
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You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop