Seuss Army Knife

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Seuss Army Knife
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It's got a Lorax, some Sneeches and a cat in a hat built right in! It's the perfect tool to take with you to all the places you'll go in life! - Matty Malaprop

Cindy Lou Who Even Gives a F*ck?

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Cindy Lou Who Even Gives a F*ck?
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You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

From the Creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Sneetches

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From the Creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Sneetches
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Let's just hope this one isn't another thinly veiled statement about the perils of racism in modern day America. - Matty Malaprop

The Long Lost Dr. Seuss Title

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The Long Lost Dr. Seuss Title
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Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

'Hamlet Hears a Hoof'

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'Hamlet Hears a Hoof'
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I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop

Horton Hears a RZA Beat

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Horton Hears a RZA Beat
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Because "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'" is on par with "The Lorax" in terms of intrigue and awesomeness. - Matty Malaprop