A-Door-Able

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able,adorable,door,handicap,homophones,literalism,suffix
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I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop

I've Never Been Less Happy to Do This!

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ultimatum,door,relationship,lolwut,literalism,there's the door,double meaning
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I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop

After the Termites Got To it, It Doubled As a Deathly Hollow

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door,double meaning,dumble,dumbledore,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,literalism,prefix
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Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Doctors/Nurses/Hospital Staff

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door,childbirth,maternity ward,instructions,push
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Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop

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