Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Kenneth, you never fail to make me giggle with embarrassment. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop

I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop

Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop