door

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By Unknown
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Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

door,childbirth,maternity ward,instructions,push
By xyzpdq1
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Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop

able,adorable,door,handicap,homophones,literalism,suffix
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I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop

door,kenneth,gifs,lock,30 rock,Sherlock,homophone,suffix
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Oh Kenneth, you never fail to make me giggle with embarrassment. - Matty Malaprop

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