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I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop

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As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop

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Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop