... and I appreciate the effort... but how about you leave the puncrafting to the professionals next time, alright? - Matty Malaprop

Looks like these guys and gals are gonna need to lay pilaf the booze for a while after tonight... - Matty Malaprop

Or rather I'd be filing it as "WTF?" If I weren't laughing too hard to do any filing at all. Oh ridiculous doodle-ish comics, you endlessly amuse me. - Matty Malaprop