I Donut Care Anymore

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I Donut Care Anymore
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Today is the day I loudly eclair that I simply don't give a f*ck. - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like a Stalemate to Me

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Looks Like a Stalemate to Me
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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

Donut Therapy

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Donut Therapy
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Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."

Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop

Well, Do You Have the Dough?

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Well, Do You Have the Dough?
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop