What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
This bass is the only one that doesn't fret
I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop
And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop
Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop
The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop
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