Impossibru!

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Impossibru!
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

I Really Can't Help it Though...

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I Really Can't Help it Though...
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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

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JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like a Stalemate to Me

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Looks Like a Stalemate to Me
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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

It's Stairibly Impolite!

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It's Stairibly Impolite!
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop