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comic,dont,engrish,Hall of Fame,lolwut,make,right,similar sounding,white,wong,wrong
By AWizardOnTheMoon
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

dont,homophone,literalism,request,stair,stairs,stare,Staring
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

directions,disobedient,dont,end,mark,rebellion,warning
By Ashley :3
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

advice,alarm,alarm clock,alarmed,be,cliché,dont,snooze
By Unknown
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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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