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By Ashley :3
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

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By Jenny (Via Chasing Fabrics)
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

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By AWizardOnTheMoon
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

dont homophone literalism request stair stairs stare Staring - 5208343296
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop