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directions,disobedient,dont,end,mark,rebellion,warning
By Ashley :3
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

any,captain obvious,Cents,dont,homophone,literalism,make,obvious,sense,sign
By Unknown
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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

advice,click,dont,double meaning,Hall of Fame,lead up,link,links,literalism,punchline,suspicious,wind waker,zelda
By Unknown
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

kermit,commit,request,T.Shirt,similar sounding,advice,dont
By Unknown
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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

advice,alarm,alarm clock,alarmed,be,cliché,dont,snooze
By Unknown
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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

after,before,CD player,dont,homophone,now,see,vanished
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

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