The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop
Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop
I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop
I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop
This bass is the only one that doesn't fret
Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop
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