Looks Like a Stalemate to Me

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Looks Like a Stalemate to Me
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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

Someday You'll Find it, That Rainbow Connection

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Someday You'll Find it, That Rainbow Connection
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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

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JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

Baaaaaaaahddaway

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Baaaaaaaahddaway
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop