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After dogging his editor for months, this beat reporter FINALLY got to make a punny headline. Journalistic integrity be damned! - Matty Malaprop

Well, He Did Ask...

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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

That's One Trick This Dog Can't Be Taught

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Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

Is it Spiked With Scotch?

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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop