That's One Trick This Dog Can't Be Taught

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Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

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After dogging his editor for months, this beat reporter FINALLY got to make a punny headline. Journalistic integrity be damned! - Matty Malaprop

It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though

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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

/Bichon/ is My Favorite Forum!

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And not a one of them complained that day about not having anything to bone. - Matty Malaprop