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Via: Corgnelius the Corgi
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Corgnelius seems to think that joke fell short... just like his legs OMG CORGIZ R SO CYOOOOT!!!!!!1!!!11 - Matty Malaprop

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Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop

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And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

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