Brown and Sticky

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This could have gone a lot ruffer. Y'all should be thankful for the dopey punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself

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I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

Is it Spiked With Scotch?

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Is it Spiked With Scotch?
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

Corgnelius Does Not Approve

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Corgnelius Does Not Approve
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Corgnelius seems to think that joke fell short... just like his legs OMG CORGIZ R SO CYOOOOT!!!!!!1!!!11 - Matty Malaprop