Aaaaaaaaaaand They're Off!

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Aaaaaaaaaaand They're Off!
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It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them

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He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them
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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!