I know it's kind of a classic at this point, but to be quite honest with you, I find Jurassic Park to be quite repugnant. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

He saw that asteroid coming down from the sky, and he looked at his prehistoric pals and told them, solemnly: "Cheerio, chaps." - Matty Malaprop

Hypothetically speaking, does anyone know where one can acquire this cup/saucer combo? Not that I would ever purchase something like this or anything... but no seriously links to this Etsy page plz. #OhWaitLookAtTheSourceLinkYouMoron - Matty Malaprop

TRUFAX: Dinosaurs actually went extinct from being too damn classy for anyone to handle. - Matty Malaprop

One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

Fancy a cup of Meteor Breakfast, old chap? - Matty Malaprop