Option Two is Only Available on Google+

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Option Two is Only Available on Google+
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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

Jurassic Bark

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Jurassic Bark
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I know it's kind of a classic at this point, but to be quite honest with you, I find Jurassic Park to be quite repugnant. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

These Kinds of Puns Really Extink!

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These Kinds of Puns Really Extink!
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Hypothetically speaking, does anyone know where one can acquire this cup/saucer combo? Not that I would ever purchase something like this or anything... but no seriously links to this Etsy page plz. #OhWaitLookAtTheSourceLinkYouMoron - Matty Malaprop

An Indubitable Extinction

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An Indubitable Extinction
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Fancy a cup of Meteor Breakfast, old chap? - Matty Malaprop

Like a SIRus!

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Like a SIRus!
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He saw that asteroid coming down from the sky, and he looked at his prehistoric pals and told them, solemnly: "Cheerio, chaps." - Matty Malaprop