And on the Third Day, He Will Regret the Color He Decided On

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DID HE DYEDED?

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It was horrible, you guys! They tied him up, covered his body in toxic chemicals, and hung him out to dry. What an awful way to go!

The Tragedies of World War II

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I think it speaks for itself.

The Oregon Trail of Tears

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Happy Easter, Punmasters!

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On this lovely holiday, let us all take a moment to marvel at the astonishing craftsmanship that went into making these eggs... and then add our critiques about how Jesus's hands are missing stake-holes and etc. - Matty Malaprop

Cheezburger wishes you a Hoppy Easter! Click here for all kinds of Easter goodies!

SMP CLASSIC: The Hazards of the Oregon Trail

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Better or worse than death by cholera? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

He Should Have Consulted a Doctor After the Four-Hour Mark

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Seems to me like his boner was... unbreakable. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- - Matty Malaprop

CELEBRITIES! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!