I've Got a Hot Date Tonight

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I've Got a Hot Date Tonight
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And every night of the week if I want, as long as I swing by my local co-op first! #CREYINGANDREGLOBBING5EVA - Matty Malaprop

Blind Date

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Blind Date
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Yo Dawg, I heard you like blind dates so I set you up on a blind date with a blind date so you can date a date while you blind date! - Matty Malaprop

How to Get a Hot Date

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How to Get a Hot Date
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Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop

You Can Say That Again

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You Can Say That Again
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He's also insincere, but that's another story entirely. - Matty Malaprop