He Always Cheers Me Up

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This makes SO MUCH SENSE. I only ever dance when I'm drunk, and I only ever get drunk at a dive-ish bar here in Seattle that I treat like my own personal Cheers. THIS PUN REALLY RESONATES WITH ME U GUIZ. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, Beer Snobs

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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop

Or Maybe Just Danson On My Own

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"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop

Demolishing the Dance Floor

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Because no man can be a wrecking ball without Funkadelic for a soundtrack. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness