Demolishing the Dance Floor

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Because no man can be a wrecking ball without Funkadelic for a soundtrack. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

The Real Reason I Love Strip Clubs

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Poetry and prose AND GO-GO BOOTS? Quoth my paycheck: "Nevermore." - Matty Malaprop

Dancing Queens

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Or Maybe Just Danson On My Own

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"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop

Valid Point

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So then in Laputa, all dancing is lap dancing? - Matty Malaprop

Saturday Nut Fever

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Ugh, Beer Snobs

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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop