"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop
So then in Laputa, all dancing is lap dancing? - Matty Malaprop
Poetry and prose AND GO-GO BOOTS? Quoth my paycheck: "Nevermore." - Matty Malaprop
Because no man can be a wrecking ball without Funkadelic for a soundtrack. - Matty Malaprop
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