Now if Only We Could Keep Pork Spending Out of the Health Care System...

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You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, Warm and Fuzzy Sentiments...

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I just want you all to know that this is only on the front page because YOU all said you liked it. I wash my hands of this whole sappy quotidian matter! - Matty Malaprop

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