Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."
Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop
If you're not a fan of Horatio Caine's trademark sunglass-donning intros, then maybe you should learn to... (puts on sunglasses) deal with it.
Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, sure, you have to squint to read the damn thing, but the joke's worth a couple of chuckles in my book, so eh. - Matty Malaprop
Get over here and play a video game.
Best family portrait, or BEST family portrait? #FalseDichotomies #OneRightAnswerOnly - Matty Malaprop
And he just started seeing a new lover, too! So I guess you could even say he... died hard with a vengeance. - Matty Malaprop