And he just started seeing a new lover, too! So I guess you could even say he... died hard with a vengeance. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like he adopted your approach to life, Thor. - Matty Malaprop

Wanna ROFL? ROFLrazzi's got your back!

I've been part of a lot of crazy investigations in my day, but I don't think I've ever witnessed a crime this... wild. BLARGHARGHARGHARGH-- - Matty Malaprop

Best family portrait, or BEST family portrait? #FalseDichotomies #OneRightAnswerOnly - Matty Malaprop

That's the M. Night Shamalamadoodlypop twist ending: Horatio is the victim! I guess you could say he deserves it, for all of the punishing burns he applies to other people. #Wampwamp - Matty Malaprop