Seems to me like his boner was... unbreakable. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- - Matty Malaprop
I mean, sure, you have to squint to read the damn thing, but the joke's worth a couple of chuckles in my book, so eh. - Matty Malaprop
Get over here and play a video game.
And he just started seeing a new lover, too! So I guess you could even say he... died hard with a vengeance. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."
Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop
Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop
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