Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."
Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop
I've been part of a lot of crazy investigations in my day, but I don't think I've ever witnessed a crime this... wild. BLARGHARGHARGHARGH-- - Matty Malaprop
If you're not a fan of Horatio Caine's trademark sunglass-donning intros, then maybe you should learn to... (puts on sunglasses) deal with it.
Seems to me like his boner was... unbreakable. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- - Matty Malaprop
He's a grown-ass man, so I wouldn't worry too much. If there's one thing I know about Carey Price, it's that he never has a problem Careying his own weight. - Matty Malaprop
Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop