I'm sure you'd really like them if you just gave them a chance! I mean, who knows? They might even turn out to be quite sweet! - Matty Malaprop

OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

I'm still a little salty about how bad his last record was, though.* - Matty Malaprop

*J/K ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I COULD MAKE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS

A pun of epic proportions...