Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?

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Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

I Love the Crunchy Guitar Sounds He Creates

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I Love the Crunchy Guitar Sounds He Creates
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I'm still a little salty about how bad his last record was, though.* - Matty Malaprop

*J/K ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I COULD MAKE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ugh, Some Snacks Are Just SO Judgmental!

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Ugh, Some Snacks Are Just SO Judgmental!
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I'm sure you'd really like them if you just gave them a chance! I mean, who knows? They might even turn out to be quite sweet! - Matty Malaprop