Now if Only We Could Keep Pork Spending Out of the Health Care System...

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You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop

Cooking with Grillex

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Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

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