That Doesn't Seem Physically Possible...

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That Doesn't Seem Physically Possible...
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Besides, I made a call to Morrow yesterday and I still haven't heard back! - Matty Malaprop

Common Oxymorons

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Common Oxymorons
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Yo, comic artist, I'mma let you finish, but I just gotta say you forgot "cool hipster" and "gun safety." - Matty Malaprop

Touché(?), Boston Globe

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Touché(?), Boston Globe
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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Doin' It Almost Right...

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Doin' It Almost Right...
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And I go to the beach to stare at lovely mammaries. Now get off your high horse. - Matty Malaprop

Thank You! But Our Princess is in Another 'Hood

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Thank You! But Our Princess is in Another 'Hood
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Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop

Progress Through Regression

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Progress Through Regression
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And here we have one more reason why I absolutely HATE the English language sometimes. #JKEnglishYouKnowILoveYou - Matty Malaprop

This Seems Like a Horrible Idea...

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This Seems Like a Horrible Idea...
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... and here I thought a STAB'd Flamethrower was supposed to make the opposing Pokémon faint? But perhaps I've been mistaken all along... - Matty Malaprop