Thank You! But Our Princess is in Another 'Hood

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Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop

This Seems Like a Horrible Idea...

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... and here I thought a STAB'd Flamethrower was supposed to make the opposing Pokémon faint? But perhaps I've been mistaken all along... - Matty Malaprop

Doin' It Almost Right...

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And I go to the beach to stare at lovely mammaries. Now get off your high horse. - Matty Malaprop

Touché(?), Boston Globe

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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

But Strangely Safe From Hijackers...

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It's a mansion made for oxymorons! - Matty Malaprop

Progress Through Regression

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And here we have one more reason why I absolutely HATE the English language sometimes. #JKEnglishYouKnowILoveYou - Matty Malaprop

That Doesn't Seem Physically Possible...

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Besides, I made a call to Morrow yesterday and I still haven't heard back! - Matty Malaprop