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By Shelley (Via: *C*FP)
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At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

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I always end up having to take it in for repairs. I tried doing it myself once, but I'm just terrible at picking up new skills cold. - Matty Malaprop

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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

computer,double meaning,elder,literalism,mouse,scroll,scrolling,the elder scrolls,video game
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It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop

computer,curse,curser,cursing,cursor,double meaning,homophone,icon,literalism,swearing
By Unknown
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I mean seriously! How do these people get their APMS so high? It's like f%*@ing voodoo magic! - Matty Malaprop

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