Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop
That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop
I mean seriously! How do these people get their APMS so high? It's like f%*@ing voodoo magic! - Matty Malaprop
I can tell by the leotard and also by the perfect form she's demonstrating with that flip. - Matty Malaprop
At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop
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