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I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop



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The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop

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... and just imagine how awful it must feel to get infected with a Trojan Horse IRL! - Matty Malaprop

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I can tell by the leotard and also by the perfect form she's demonstrating with that flip. - Matty Malaprop

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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

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