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I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop



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By dominicsoh ( Via: Pocket Puns)
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That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I can tell by the leotard and also by the perfect form she's demonstrating with that flip. - Matty Malaprop

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