I Know That Feel

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I always end up having to take it in for repairs. I tried doing it myself once, but I'm just terrible at picking up new skills cold. - Matty Malaprop

Mac 'n' Cheese

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Why does this pasta taste like apples... ??? - Matty Malaprop

Don't Worry! No One Else Will Notice Something That Micro-Sized!

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I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop



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