Actually, I'm Pretty Sure That's a Gymnast

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Actually, I'm Pretty Sure That's a Gymnast
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I can tell by the leotard and also by the perfect form she's demonstrating with that flip. - Matty Malaprop

The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?

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The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?
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Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop

That Must Have Been Very Hard For You

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That Must Have Been Very Hard For You
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That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop