Why does this pasta taste like apples... ??? - Matty Malaprop
PRO: This registered sex offender is in the system.
CON: THIS REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER IS IN THE SYSTEM! - Matty Malaprop
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop
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