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By Unknown
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I mean seriously! How do these people get their APMS so high? It's like f%*@ing voodoo magic! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Nedroid
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The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop

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By dominicsoh (Via: Pocket Puns)
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That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop

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