WORTH IT.

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WORTH IT.
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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

Blame Holland.

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Blame Holland.
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Seriously, I've had it up to here with the Dutch and the Amsterdams they build to block our waterways! - Matty Malaprop

I Never Wood-a Guessed

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I Never Wood-a Guessed
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Browsing Wikipedia for ~~inspiration~~ for my writeup for this post, I learned that there are many different types of clogs. Traditional clogs, clog sandals, clog boots (!), wedding clogs (!!), low heel clogs, and a giant four-meter long clog in Enter, Netherlands. This information didn't help me write a joke though... all it did was clog my brain with even more useless information.

... I'm going to go cry myself to sleep for having just cracked that one. I'm so sorry, everyone. - Matty Malaprop