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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

Better listen to him
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That's why you really ought to take the time to listen to what he has to say. You REALLY don't wanna tick this guy off. - Matty Malaprop

The time is...
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500 Internetz to anyone who wants to shoop my dream wife Karin Dreijer Andersson into this beauty of a temporal pun. - Matty Malaprop