It's a Little TL;DR, But I Promise It's Worth It

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It's a Little TL;DR, But I Promise It's Worth It
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Oh, science jokes... my best friend's engaged to a Biochemistry Ph.D., but I swear to god if I hear the "unzip your genes" joke one more time, I'm going to wreck that highfalutin home. - Matty Malaprop

You Guys Like Hip-Hop?

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You Guys Like Hip-Hop?
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And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop

I Swear That Woman is the Devil in Disguise...

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I Swear That Woman is the Devil in Disguise...
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Man, what is it with all these TAs with strange names? Helen Waite for my English class, and Fa Kyerself for my philosophy class... - Matty Malaprop

This is the Cleverest Comment Box You'll See All Day

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This is the Cleverest Comment Box You'll See All Day
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No, seriously, I dare you to find a more clever suggestion box today! - Matty Malaprop