I'm sure they'll be more than happy to phile a report about the neighborhood's latest creepy pedostrian. - Matty Malaprop

Once you get it, you'll realize this is a really saus-y pun. - Matty Malaprop

One might even say it's like holding the weight of a mother's world on her shoulders. - Matty Malaprop

The only good thing about having redneck cousins like I do is that I can make fun of them on this website and it doesn't matter because THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT INTERNETZ IS. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by ericsigurdson

And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

Because any excuse to post clips from "Rocko's Modern Life" is the best excuse. - Matty Malaprop