'You're Acting Like a Couple of Brats!'

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Once you get it, you'll realize this is a really saus-y pun. - Matty Malaprop

It's Also Quite a Workout!

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One might even say it's like holding the weight of a mother's world on her shoulders. - Matty Malaprop

Sadly, I Have Cousins That Would Do This...

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The only good thing about having redneck cousins like I do is that I can make fun of them on this website and it doesn't matter because THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT INTERNETZ IS. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by ericsigurdson

The End is Near

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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

Slow Children Playing

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Because any excuse to post clips from "Rocko's Modern Life" is the best excuse. - Matty Malaprop