Classificatory Systems Are For the Dogs!

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Classificatory Systems Are For the Dogs!
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Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

He's in Disney Movies, Not Tragedies

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He's in Disney Movies, Not Tragedies
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I've never been able to keep up with him at the club. It's always just hotter than Hades in there, which makes it so hard to dance for long periods of time without feeling like grossness personified! - Matty Malaprop

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Its Flavor is Just Monstrous

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Its Flavor is Just Monstrous
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If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

We'll Always Have Paris

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We'll Always Have Paris
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Or we would, if that bastard Bison didn't keep crashing our parties... - Matty Malaprop