If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop
Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop
Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop
Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop
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