Its Flavor is Just Monstrous

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character,literalism,mike kowalski,monsters inc,name,suffix,surname,tea,teacup
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If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

Hard to Discern Than a Gaussian Blur

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Fighting internet unfunniness crime, one shoop at a time. - Matty Malaprop

Classificatory Systems Are For the Dogs!

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Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

It's a Hole in One!

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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

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