Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop
... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop
Curse me and my obsession with semantics! - Matty Malaprop
Moar Firefox puns over here!
And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop
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