All Yours, Buddy

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All Yours, Buddy
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The day I eat mushrooms for breakfast is the day I stop feeling like they have the same texture as pencil erasers. Which is to say NEVER. - Matty Malaprop

Advice Best Heeded

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Advice Best Heeded
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... but it seemed like such a fun idea at the time! - Matty Malaprop

Continental Breakfast

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Continental Breakfast
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If you squint and look the other way, then yes, I suppose it is. - Matty Malaprop

Because a Good Breakfast Always Brings the Family Together

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Because a Good Breakfast Always Brings the Family Together
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In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop