The Most Overeasy Man in the World

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The Most Overeasy Man in the World
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Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

All Yours, Buddy

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All Yours, Buddy
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The day I eat mushrooms for breakfast is the day I stop feeling like they have the same texture as pencil erasers. Which is to say NEVER. - Matty Malaprop

The Manliest Meal on the Planet

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The Manliest Meal on the Planet
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Some breakfasts only fill your stomach, but Quaker True Grits are a meal that really gets your body Coen in the morning. - Matty Malaprop