All Yours, Buddy

Favorite
breakfast,similar sounding,morning,champignon,Champion,Mushrooms
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The day I eat mushrooms for breakfast is the day I stop feeling like they have the same texture as pencil erasers. Which is to say NEVER. - Matty Malaprop

Because a Good Breakfast Always Brings the Family Together

Favorite
bread,breakfast,familiar,Hall of Fame,homophone,homophones,in,inbred,lolwut,taste
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In my family, it's tradition to always start breakfast with a lovely toast. - Matty Malaprop

Continental Breakfast

Favorite
breakfast,continental,continental breakfast,continents,double meaning,literalism,resemblance,shape
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If you squint and look the other way, then yes, I suppose it is. - Matty Malaprop

The Most Overeasy Man in the World

Favorite
breakfast,dos equis,egg,eggs,Hall of Fame,lolwut,meme,similar sounding,the most interesting man in the world
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Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

Advice Best Heeded

Favorite
breakfast,dangerous,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,skip
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... but it seemed like such a fun idea at the time! - Matty Malaprop