But Not the Kind I Like

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bottle,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,scotch,scotch tape,tape
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I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop

But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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adage,bottle,bottled,confused,confusing,homophone,literalism,thyme,time,wtf
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

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