I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop
Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop
Seems to me like his boner was... unbreakable. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- - Matty Malaprop
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