The Only Thing That Makes Kerouac Good...

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... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop

Marley Was Wasted, to Begin With

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It may not be the best way to read, but it's certainly the Hemingway to read! - Matty Malaprop

Depending on the Subject, That Could Amount to Several Pounds!

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You had that appointment booked for months! I'm glad it went well for you! - Matty Malaprop

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