Marley Was Wasted, to Begin With

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Marley Was Wasted, to Begin With
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It may not be the best way to read, but it's certainly the Hemingway to read! - Matty Malaprop

Run, 'Finnegan's Wake,' Run!

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Run, 'Finnegan's Wake,' Run!
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You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop

Love is Only True in Fairy Tales

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Love is Only True in Fairy Tales
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Every boy I meet in real life just doesn't seem to be on the same page as me. - Matty Malaprop