Depending on the Subject, That Could Amount to Several Pounds!

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You had that appointment booked for months! I'm glad it went well for you! - Matty Malaprop

Run, 'Finnegan's Wake,' Run!

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You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop