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By cameling (Via: www.theriftshop.com)
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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop

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Every beard-induced hangover I've ever had has been nothing short of a hair-raising experience. - Matty Malaprop

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By dbfnq
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Punmaster dbfnq says: "So I made the first pun that came to my head, and it just so happened to be..."

He asked us: "Be ye pale ales?" And we said: "Nay! We are but cornish (ROCK!)!" - Matty Malaprop