Sea You Soon!

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beach,conversation,iphone,ocean,shore,similar sounding,text,text message,water
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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

Seas the Day

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puns,beach,funny
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Doin' It Almost Right...

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beach,contradiction,double meaning,literalism,surf,twist
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And I go to the beach to stare at lovely mammaries. Now get off your high horse. - Matty Malaprop

An Excellent Club

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Witches,puns,beach,sandwiches,funny
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'Laundry Sounds' is My Jam!

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beach,beach boys,bleach,literalism,rhyming,similar sounding
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Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

Literally

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rocks,puns,beach,geology,funny
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