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By dominicsoh ( Via: Pocket Puns)
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FUN FACT: Your typical judge doesn't take too kindly to puns under oath. I may or may not know this from personal experience. - Matty Malaprop

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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Domics
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I'll just keep calling his duracell until he finally gives up and answers. That ALWAYS works. - Matty Malaprop

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People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

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