Police Always Know How to Put a Negative Spin on Things

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Police Always Know How to Put a Negative Spin on Things
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In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

And Then the Bailiff Clubbed Him

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And Then the Bailiff Clubbed Him
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FUN FACT: Your typical judge doesn't take too kindly to puns under oath. I may or may not know this from personal experience. - Matty Malaprop

Do You Think He Means it This Time?

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Do You Think He Means it This Time?
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I'll just keep calling his duracell until he finally gives up and answers. That ALWAYS works. - Matty Malaprop

An Innocent Mistake

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An Innocent Mistake
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And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness