What a Deal!

Favorite
batteries,battery,charge,dead,double meaning,free,literalism
- -

People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

Police Always Know How to Put a Negative Spin on Things

Favorite
assault,battery,charge,contacts,copper,police,slang,variations on a theme
- -

In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way to Charge a Phone

Favorite
low,phone,charge,literalism,battery,double meaning
- -

I tried doing this once with my phone, but in addition to being dead, it turns out my battery was also a deadbeat. - Matty Malaprop

Important announcement about commenting: Beginning Monday, only registered users will be able to comment on our sites. Once you've registered with us you'll be able to see all your comments under "My Comments" on your profile. Also, your comments will not sit in moderation for quite as long, which allows you to comment more and keep up with the conversation. Of course, you'll still be able to comment using your Facebook profile as well.

Stay tuned as we continue to make Cheezburger a happier place!

Visit the Cheezburger blog for more information.

'Hi Terry.'

Favorite
AA,abbreviation,Alcoholics Anonymous,batteries,battery,double meaning,literalism
- -

After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

An Innocent Mistake

Favorite
AA,aa battery,Alcoholics Anonymous,batteries,battery,cyanide and happiness,mistake,type,variety
- -

And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness