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By xyzpdq1
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They'll listen non-judgmentally to all of your problems, free of charge. - Matty Malaprop

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I'll just keep calling his duracell until he finally gives up and answers. That ALWAYS works. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Domics
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I tried doing this once with my phone, but in addition to being dead, it turns out my battery was also a deadbeat. - Matty Malaprop

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By dominicsoh ( Via: Pocket Puns)
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