Morton And Duracell Have Been Up To Bad Things

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'Hi Terry.'

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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

Quite the Depressing Meeting

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An Innocent Mistake

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And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

A New Twist On An Old Classic

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What a Deal!

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People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

Oh No, My Battery is Dead!

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