Bad Joke Eel

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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

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He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop

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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

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Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

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Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

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Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

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You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop

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