Or Just 'Sad'

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Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

This Inspirational Quote Makes Me Feel Eel

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I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

Savior the Flavor

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If the body of Christ were a big, juicy steak, I'd attend church multiple times weekly for communion alone! - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports

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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

The Case is Really Going Viral

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He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop