Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop
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If the body of Christ were a big, juicy steak, I'd attend church multiple times weekly for communion alone! - Matty Malaprop
Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop
He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop
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