Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time

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Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

Savior the Flavor

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If the body of Christ were a big, juicy steak, I'd attend church multiple times weekly for communion alone! - Matty Malaprop

The Case is Really Going Viral

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He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry

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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop

This Inspirational Quote Makes Me Feel Eel

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I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop