Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports

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Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports
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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

Or Just 'Sad'

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Or Just 'Sad'
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Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time

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Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time
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Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry

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Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry
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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop

Not With That Attitude You Won't!

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Not With That Attitude You Won't!
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Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight
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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop