Savior the Flavor

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Savior the Flavor
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If the body of Christ were a big, juicy steak, I'd attend church multiple times weekly for communion alone! - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports

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Bad Joke Eel Talks Sports
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Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

I Think I Still Prefer the Coon...

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I Think I Still Prefer the Coon...
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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry

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Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry
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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop

Or Just 'Sad'

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Or Just 'Sad'
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Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time

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Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time
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Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

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