I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop
I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop
Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop
You can also call it a scientific marvel, though I suppose that doesn't have much of a ring to it. - Matty Malaprop
He probably should have scanned the crime scene for witnesses before committing such a nefarious act. - Matty Malaprop
Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop
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