Hehe. Jacksoff.

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Hehe. Jacksoff.
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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

You're On Gyro'n From Now On

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You're On Gyro'n From Now On
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I'm never gonna forgive you for this! In fact, I'm going to hold it against you favaever. #ThatWasAStretch #WhyDoTheyLetMeRunThisSite - Matty Malaprop

Water Park Pun

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Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.

Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."

That joke just gave me tuberculosis.