Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.

Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."

That joke just gave me tuberculosis.

I'm never gonna forgive you for this! In fact, I'm going to hold it against you favaever. #ThatWasAStretch #WhyDoTheyLetMeRunThisSite - Matty Malaprop

Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop