Because Falcon Kick Propels You Downward

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I don't know why Captain Falcon felt the need to wipe the peregrine off this poor bird's face, but I guess its moment of defeat is still preferable to when doves cry? - Matty Malaprop

Oh, Robin...

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His Favorite Pokémon? My Little Ponyta

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Friendship may be magic, but flamethrower's also a special-type attack, and I'd wager it's even more effective. - Matty malaprop

He's Put on a Few Pounds Since Brawl...

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Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop

He's Probably DLing Tool-Assisted Speedruns of Red/Blue...

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Enemy Combootant!

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The Best Defense is a Good Offense

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At my last job, I sword of fantasized about getting attacked at my desk on more or less a daily basis. That's probably not a good thing, is it? Maybe I was just trying to shield myself from the horrors of data entry with dark, violent daydreams. - Matty Malaprop