I'll Chairish it Always

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Hand-me-downs for a new apartment? More like handsy-downs, amirite?

Never Leave the House Without One

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I've always preferred carrying a switch blade, but you can only dislocate your shoulder so many times before you start to feel it in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

Compound Words Are Tricky Sometimes

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Perhaps if it was an armpool instead it would be filled to the brim with elbow grease? - Matty Malaprop

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