No Pet Names Necessary

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relationship,puns,honey,comic,animals
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Wooh Lawdy Cover The Kids Eyes

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animals,camels,puns,rides,sex,zoo
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Well, This Escalated Quickly...

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alpaca,animal puns,animals,bear,elephant,giraffes,hawk,horse,koala,lion,minnow,Owl,variations on a theme
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

Zero Fox Given

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fox,puns,animals
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By Unknown
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Sound Logic is Sound

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animals,beyoncé,do not want,killing,leotards,literalism,mentally challenged,misinterpretation,objection,saturday night live,single ladies,SNL,the lonely island,wearing
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Animal Pickup Lines

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activities,animals,breeds,flirting,Hall of Fame,homophones,pickup lines
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Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop

Once More With Reeling

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animal,animals,Hall of Fame,variations on a theme
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With reeling b/c I'm reeling from the fact that this stream of animal puns still hasn't come to an end. - Matty Malaprop