Animal Pickup Lines

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activities,animals,breeds,flirting,Hall of Fame,homophones,pickup lines
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Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop

Pleated Jeans Punimals

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animals,cat,Cats,dolphin,dolphins,double meaning,kangaroo,kangaroos,literalism,names,Owl,owls,platypus,pun names,punny,puns,rattlesnake,rattlesnakes,rhino,rhinos
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

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