Just Like Everything Else

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Just Like Everything Else
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Which is to say they are all massively insignificant. - Matty Malaprop

This Joke is a Hoot

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This Joke is a Hoot
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I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

Bad Puns! (The Comic) (The Movie?) (Based on the Hit Video Game?)

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Bad Puns! (The Comic) (The Movie?) (Based on the Hit Video Game?)
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Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop

I'm All Ears!

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I'm All Ears!
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No, seriously. I'm an oracular spectacular unto myself. - Matty Malaprop