No, seriously, it's a trap! HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS DAMN THING???? - Matty Malaprop

That's no female deer! - Matty Malaprop

A moon! A moon! A-- wait, that's no moon! - Matty Malaprop

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Coincidentally he landed ass-up, meaning it was in fact a moon. - Matty Malaprop

If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop