A New Spin on an Old Classic

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A visual representation of ROFLMAO is notably absent here a cause de Mao breaking his hip the last time he tried that maneuver. - Matty Malaprop

A Much-Kneaded Obituary

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I'm not gonna lie... this touching farewell really got a rise out of me. - Matty Malaprop

Acronyms Are Serious Business, Yo

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You might think this pun is merely a clever means of censoring what "WTF" really stands for, but in fact it's far more insidious. The real message here is "Wrestle the Silver Tines." HOW'S THAT FOR DETECTIVE WORK? - Matty Malaprop