Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop

Believe me, I've tried to get him to speak candidly about his issues, but he's got all his feels bottled up under a very hard shell. - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe vice versa, when it's that time of the month? - Matty Malaprop

Aboat time you learned to swim, right? Because I'm about to throw you overboard for naming your boat Aboat Time. - Matty Malaprop