Also Works With "But That Scholarship Bundle Seemed So Accommodating..."

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Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

I Take Offense to This

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Oh, I see what you did there, clever gif creator! - Matty Malaprop

God Hates Figs

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It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps We Should Tree Other People

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As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop

F'in A

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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

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At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop