At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop
As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop
It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop
Welp, time to go watch every episode of Korra again for the fifth or six time... #IDON'THAVEAPROBLEMTHANKYOUVERYMUCH
It's a prefix turned punchline... MIND = BLOWN. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, I see what you did there, clever gif creator! - Matty Malaprop
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