I Used to Be An Adventurer Like You...

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But then I took an arrow to The Knee, and it spent all of my money, rendering me unable to adventure since I couldn't pay for gear. - Matty Malaprop

THIS is What Everyone's So Excited About?

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A Joke as Old as the Scrolls Themselves

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... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

Thane Was in Skyrim?

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Skyrim Cola

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The Dovahkiin drinks this and only this. - Matty Malaprop

Monty Python and the Fus Ro Dah

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It cut my adventuring life short, just like I did that tree with that herring. - Matty Malaprop